Ok. I made that up. This soup is really called cauliflower soup but vampire slayer sounds badass which is fitting with this month's novel. Let's slay some vamps, people!
1 head cauliflower, cut into chunks
1 onion, large, peeled and cut into chunks
1 bulb of garlic, all peeled
1 bulb of garlic, whole, cut in half
2 cups stock of choice (chicken or vegetable)
salt and pepper
Smoke the whole garlic bulb. If you do not have a smoker, wrap the halves in foil and roast it in a 400 degree oven for about 35-40 minutes. Feel free to do this ahead of time.
In a stock pot (I use a 5.5 dutch oven) add cauliflower chunks, peeled garlic, onion chunks, and just enough stock to barely cover the vegetables. Simmer until very soft. I often just shut off the heat when it is done and leave it to cool a bit.
Use a slotted spoon to transfer the vegetables to a blender or food processor. Add about 1/2 cup of the cooking liquid. Add the roasted garlic by squeezing the bulbs to release the garlic.
Carefully, puree the heck out of it. NOTE: if you do not have a blender that can puree hot things, be sure to vent the top and use a towel to cover - do not seal with both lids! Alternatively, use a stick blender, which will take a bit longer to get the velvety texture but still doable.
Add cooking liquid to acquire the consistency you desire - I like it on the thicker side. Season to your taste with salt/pepper.
Garnish options: (so many!)
- Chopped chive
- grilled cheese "croutons" (Jenny Herron, this was a genius idea and yours were FAB!)
- Capers, fried (a Beecher fave)
- Wasabi peas/sriracha peas (Kristine Mullis - brilliant idea! This is now my go-to!)
- Shaved parm
- Lardons
- Crispy fried onions
- Herbs of your choice
Use your imagination!
*If vampires are not an issue, use less garlic.